instead of worrying about how many followers you have, pretend that’s what year it is. 1942 followers? congratulations it’s world war II. 306? wow, constantine just became the leader of the roman empire. More than 2014? incredible you’re in the future
currently at: hey anybody wanna go to bethlehem, i hear there’s like a king baby idk maybe it’ll be fun
This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
Syltherin: Knowledge is power
Hufflepuff: Knowledge is gained through hard work
Gryffindor: THIS IS SPARTA
I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
if you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there’s something siriusly ron with you.
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry